January 2010
5 posts
OMG!
http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-22-bearded-r-patz
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Today is the greatest
Me: “Hi, how may I help you?”
Woman: “Oh, are you open?”
Me: “Hi, How may I help you?”
Woman: “I have an appointment.”
Me: “What’s your name?”
Woman: “jennifer johnson” or something shitty like that.
Me: “Alrighty, I need you to print, sign & date. Today is the 19th of December” (while pointing)
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I looked through your entire tumblr today & no I do not feel like a creep because I have to “catch up” with you somehow. It seems we have the opposite schedule thing down pretty well.
Anyways, I got to thinking about that time you co-signed for my Uhaul & helped me move my entire life 10 blocks down the road. How big of a bitch was that? I don’t think I could ever...
